NAME:
Mr. Louie
FAMILY:
Kansas Louie, Louisiana Louie, Dad Louie, Takuya Takenaka
TIDBITS:
Just a young kid. His true age is unknown due to his constant change in appearance from panel to panel. Despite the fact his name is in the comic, he's the most boring character and doesn't actually do much, besides running away from Michael Jackson and his older brother, Kansas. Currently looking for a job. Or maybe he already has one, but forgot.

NAME:
Kansas Louie
FAMILY:
Louisiana Louie, Dad Louie, Mr. Louie, Takuya Takenaka
TIDBITS:
Incredibly obsessed with younger brother (see above). Also a retarded otaku. He loves his sister too, but his love is usually spurned. Violently.

NAME:
Louisiana Louie
FAMILY:
Dad Louie, Mr. Louie, Kansas Louie, Takuya Takenaka
TIDBITS:
A constant sufferer of P.M.S.S... In other words, she's always pissed off and eating sandwiches. She sort of has her own webcomic. Sort of.

NAME:
Dad Louie
FAMILY:
All of the above.
TIDBITS:
Thanks to his pure Asian genes, the Dad has managed to keep his strong physique and his youthful good looks. He constantly badgers Kansas and is one of the few people to get him to act like a real man.